December 2011
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fireladybitch asked: Once someone gives this to you have to pass it to at least 10 people that are amazing and deserve to know it. Nothing happens if you don't send it, but is always nice to share love ♥ :3
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Other people flirting: Omg you're like super hot
Me: So, do you watch Avatar: The Last Airbender?
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If everyone could do me a favor, it would be very,...
fracturedrefuge:
So, as some of you know, I don’t have my own internet access. I borrow when I can, but a lot of times I am reduced to browsing on my phone. It would be really, really helpful for me (and others like me) if you could take 10 seconds to click a little box that will optimize your layout for viewing on a mobile device.
It’s super simple:
From your dash, open the page that allows...
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no okay, im dead serious. i tried something out that i read in a fanfic, and it worked out really well.
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when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
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gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
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jogi-nachle:
sinister-k1d replied to your post: jasmindersinghsidhu replied to your post: I bought…
sinister-k1d replied to your post: my mother just skyped me to tell me to come…
sinister-k1d replied to your post: sinister-k1d replied to your post:…
my eyes are bleeding
i just needed these on my blog
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Top 25 Significant Queer Women of 2011 →
laborreguitamestiza:
angela davis is queer!? i did NOT know that!
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JESUS CHRIST, MY MOTHER CALLED MY SISTER AND IS NOW TRYING TO CONVINCE HER TO GO UPSTAIRS AND THERES YELLING AND SCREAMING AND CRYING.
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fireladyswag ha contestado a tu publicación: i have a friend coming over to watch adventure…
scare her or something. thats how i handle my annoying cousins. or i just lock her out lol. if there is a lock, that is….
she is parked on the sofa downstairs and refuses to move.
so i might have to bribe her or something.
or threaten to erase the adventure time drawings that we drew on our...
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i have a friend coming over to watch adventure time with me, and if my sister does not go upstairs to watch her disney channel nonsense so that we can use the TV downstairs, shit will go down.
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avatarsnowy:
thatsocialjusticebitch:
SNOWY…………
uh
stalking your blog :D?
I SEE THAT.
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SNOWY…………
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FACT: If a bisexual and a pansexual ever touch,...
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Overheard...
torayot:
everyoneindalstonisweird:
“My daughter just got back from a trip to Vietnam, Cambodia and Slough.”
“Do you mean Laos?”
“No, I think it was Slough.”
I read this aloud to Jamie.
He covered his face with his hands.
oh why.
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****TRIGGER WARNING FOR VIOLENCE**** Internet... →
pleasuregirl:
sexworkerproblems:
One week. Two car trunks. Four women dead.
Detroit police may be on the hunt for a killer who might be targeting escorts after it was discovered that three of the four women found dead this month are linked to sex-related advertisements on Backpage.com, police said Monday.
The website includes dozens of come-hithers from metro Detroit escorts offering...
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absc0nditus:
If you make a rape joke, I will unfollow you so fast you won’t even know what happened.
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norah jones i love you okay
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“She doesn’t iron his clothes and she doesn’t even COOK for him.”
– Some of my family members, about a relative’s spouse, whom they called lazy and a bad wife for not taking care of household chores like ironing and cooking. (via microaggressions)
GPO-FUTURE ME!
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Today we remember the Lakota men, women, and...
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tumblr, really, you are too much.
good night.
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avatarsnowy ha contestado a tu publicación: firelordkorraspasm ha contestado a…
i keep saying to myself “surely it cannot get worse” and then it does. sigh.
pfffft, itd be too painless!
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firelordkorraspasm ha contestado a tu publicación: … wow, shit got real in the SJ community.
Do I want to know?
not really.
ive been watching this go down for the past like… what, half an hour now?
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… wow, shit got real in the SJ community.
kajrare:
I’ve become incredibly apathetic.
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FACT: Pansexuals always know when a person nearby...
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
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hinduthug:
am-na:
desi guys don’t get friend zoned…they get bhai zoned LOL
Hahahah I’ve done this. I’ve even given him a rakhi!
Ahahaha, yes. I have given someone a rakhi to make him shut up about dating me.
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… The next few days are going to be unbearable.
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ffs, it’s annoying to hit the private reply button instead of publish
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lobsterinakoopashell asked: what are your feelings on Yurra? :3
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UGH, you all are boring, flood my ask or something.
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i have to wake up early tomorrow
i dont want to
you cant make me
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themost-up-there:
It’s called Christmas Eve, not Christmas and Steve. Reblog this to keep Christmas straight.